Pix Clip So Bad

(Intro)Yeah, ha ha, You feel that baby?
Yeah, I feel it too.
Damn? You know..
I'm so glad we can spend this time together
See, I'm not as crazy as you thought I was, am I ?


I'm the American D+ream..
I'm the definition of white trash ballin',
I'm right back on 'em, with the
rrrchik-rrrchika I can't call it
Same shit, different toilet, oh ya' got a nice ass darlin'
Can't wait to get ya into my Benz, take y' for a spin
What you mean we aint fuckin', you take me for a friend?
Let me tell ya the whole story of Shady's origin
You'll be sorry if you slam my Mercedes door again!
Now, it all started with my father
I musta got my pimpin' genes from him, the way he left my mama
I'm a rollin' stone just like him, word to Johnny Drama
Keep my Entourage wit' me, baby I'll make a promise
There ain't nobody as bomb as, me I'm as calm as
The breeze, I'm the bee's knees, his legs and his arms I'm a
Sss-superstar, girl, I'm ready for ya' mama!
Why ya think the only thing I got on is my pyjamas?

[Chorus x2]
I'm so bad
I'm so good that I'm so bad
I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you ever had
Cause you ain't never met nobody like me
And you ain't gonna wanna fxck nobody else again

I'm equivalent to a shot of Cuervo, first I kiss your naval
Work my way down, baby, you can lay down on the table
But you may wanna find somethin' more stable
I told you I ain't foolin' from the gate, this ain't the first day of April !
But thank you for stayin' April, I'ma make you learn
To appreciate me, differentiate me
From these phony, little fishy and sissy fake G's
Skip over the huggy-bear and all the kissy-face, please
Initiate phase three, missy now service me
Take another shot of Jaeger, shakin' so nervously
Take your time baby, ooh you're the bomb baby!
Ooh you're doin' that even better than your mom, lady!
I told you I'm Shady, you didn't listen now, did ya ?
Relax woman, you know that I'm only kiddin' with ya
Got a twisted sense of humour, it's warped, but I didn't hit ya
I think your finally starting to get the picture,
I'm just..

[Chorus x2]
I'm so bad
I'm so good that I'm so bad
I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you ever had
Cause you ain't never met nobody like me
And you ain't gonna wanna fxck nobody else again

[Bridge]
They call me dynamite, dynamite, dynamite, soul
They call dynamite, dynamite, dynamite, soul
I can hold you in the mornin'
But in the evening I gotta go..
'cause I'm on to the next girl,
And the next girl I kinda like, ohhhh..

I got ya' caught up in the rapture
Make you recapture the feelings you had for your last boyfriend before he slapped ya'
You never wanted someone so bad you're sweatin'
But if I'm what you wanted, why'd ya' panic when I grabbed ya' ?
Girl don't be so frantic I'm just a hopeless romantic
Don't try to fight the feelin' of somethin' that's so organic
You can't ignore it, so don't just stand before it
Just drop them panties to the floor, let's get to cam-cordin'
Damn shorty, I told you this was bound to happen
Soon as you wrote your number on a napkin I was bound to work a number on your back and
Throw your spine out of alignment
My love has got you so blind that you couldn't pick Amy Winehouse out of a line up
So stop at a store, pick a pint up
Let's get the Pineapple Schnapps goin', no one'll knock cause I'ma hang a sign up
Saying "Don't Disturb", shorty I'm so superb
I say the right things, don't I spit the dopest words?


[Chorus x2]
I'm so bad
I'm so good that I'm so bad
I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you ever had
Cause you ain't never met nobody like me
And you ain't gonna wanna fxck nobody else again

[Bridge]

[Chorus x2]
I'm so bad
I'm so good that I'm so bad
I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you ever had
Cause you ain't never met nobody like me
And you ain't gonna wanna fxck nobody else again

[Over the chorus] Haha..
Dr. Dre
2010!
Light years ahead of you..haha..
Whoo!