After they left, I puttered out of gas 'Triple-A' came, but my card was expired! I had to walk home, and of course, it rained half the time I tried to get some shut-eye, then I was abducted!
They put cold things in my butt They sampled a bit of my D.N.A They left me on top of my sheets I dreamt I went potty, then woke up drenched in me
This day sucked the hardest ever...
[Refrain] : I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today A little bit less than nothing would go my way
I got up to toss my soiled sheets The hallway was dark and I stubbed my big toe It was then that I sensed the irony (burning me) Then I heard a voice say "Come sail aboard S.S. Nepenthe!"
I suppose I'm to blame for getting pulled over
[Refrain]
Thank goodness for the bathtubs and suds!
I guess I'm the culprit for running out of gas Let's assume I'm the guy who didn't pay his 'Triple-A' fee In actuality, I let the zetas probe me Yesterday was all my fault I let negativity get the better of me Thank goodness for the bathtubs and suds! They temporarily set free this quandary