I've got girls They're in my room The only things my room is not here 10 til 2, the clock won't move Detention hall is better with beer
I can do it all in my room I can be a rock star with a bad attitude Come on I am the king in my room I can ground my mom And dad for being bad if I choose
Chorus: Shapow How do you like me know? Shazam I don't think you understand Shaquick Here I got a 10 inch, TV screen Only in my room
I've got green, it's in my room The only things my room is not here Pitching tents, inside my pants There's a pool of drool by my ear I can fake it all in my room I can be a quarterback I'm the coolest guy in school Check it I can get on down in my room I can go and freak Rebecca Romijn in the nude
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TV, munchies,DVD in my room Watchin' juggies, spankin' monkies Doughnut dunkin' in my room Ladies love me, pour me heinies Feed me grapies In my room Write a shitty record, for my record label In my room